SEVEN Of The Most Seriously Fucked Up Low Budget Commercials

You just have to love some of these low budget commercials. I've listed a few of my faves.

#1: DIRT CHEAP LIQUOR STORES



Hey kids, it's Hangover, the loveable chicken! Why settle for playing guitar hero with your friends after school? You should be partying hard like the big kids - by doing body shots off a hooker named "Lucy Loose"! And at Dirt Cheap, you can get all the Night Train needed for a night of CHEAP CHEAP FUN FUN and you'd barely have to dip into your school's bake sale profits. YAY! Booze for everyone!

#2: EAGLE CAR INSURANCE



I see this company decided to throw "reputable" and "trustworthy" out the window. But kudos to them, instead of spending big bucks on good actors they opted to just get a few "choice" women that hang out behind the local bowling alley and get them stoned out of their mind and promised to make them TV stars. And with all that money they saved on actors - they were able to stretch that special effects budget and provide us with some unforgettable sound effects as a MALE eagle shits out an egg on their car. I'd say it was money well spent!

3: MARTIN FURNITURE



Okay, I'm stumped. I can't decide which is weirder - that the "martians" look like women in cheap "fish" costumes, or that they're REALLY FUCKIN' HAPPY to be blasted by the old geezer with the lazer gun. Wonder if he gives a discount for the nasty martian splooge left on the couch? I want 20% off or at least a free scotchguarding so it won't happen again dammit!

4: TOWN AND COUNTRY FURNITURE:

Ever wonder how us Texans manage to sell furniture when all those wacky yankees have laser guns and other shit at their disposal? How could we possibly compete? With a strong redneck sense of determination and a baseball bat of course!



Take that you cheap dresser! YEE-HAW!

5: GEORGIA CAR CREDIT:

Cuz pimpin' in da deep south ain't easy yo!



6: SMART BEEP:

Though not low budget like the others, this is still one of my faves, a total classic. Not suprisingly, my first pager was with these bastards. Probably because of their awesome commercials.



7: BIG BILL HELL'S USED CARS:

Okay, I know this is not a "real" aired commercial per se, but dammit - it is awesome!



Shove it up yer ugly ass. LOL.