More Mannequins!!!

I just can't get enough of the Swedish mannequins. I fear Hobo Shoes has awakened a fetish inside good ole Bad Cop. Here are some of the gems I saw today while perusin my friend the interweb...someone is gonna have some fucked up dreams tonight!

The first comes from the "Wanted" section of eniro.se (the Swedish equivalent of the Yellow Pages). Our collector in Uppland is looking for "Older mannequins, preferably older mannequins with a molded hair-do". Personally I enjoy his fashion taste in dressing his mannequins. The hat, the shades, the jacket, this just screams Top Gun! I wonder what he does with his "Older model mannequins"? Plausible car pool members? Filler for that emtpy sofa? or does he do what Hobo Shoes wants to do someday and dress his mannequins in the outfits he is planning on wearing tomorrow.


Example 2 comes to us from Stockholm...I don't think much explanation is needed to get into the Swedish Psyche..but who doesn't love boobs?

Finally...a Swedish child mannequin... I'm so scared right now!

Mannequin Madness in Malmö

Ok, ok, I know I just posted yesterday but a new set of mannequins has come onto the market and i just had to share them. The mannequins in themselves aren't that impressive. Sure they have suave, early 90's David Spade hair-dos and they seem to enjoy ribbon play while at the same time one of them seems to indulge in "cutting" or at least half-ass suicide attempts. But what really caught my eye is in the background. Is that Hans Solo trapped in carbonite?? No- it couldn't be, I don't see his hands, instead I see at least one more disembodied head. What could it be then? My money is on ghosts in the walls. Ghosts are famous for loving on mannequins. And what could make for an even spookier Halloween than 90's-riffi mannequins who have suicide wishes and ghosts.... sounds like the perfect horror movie set up to me, all that is missing is some horny teens!

Mannequin Madness Continued

This weeks featured mannequin also comes to us from Blocket.se, while it is not a interesting as last weeks post I still feel it has its merits.

Mannequin #1 looks a bit like Pink, perfect for fjortis slut wear.
Mannequin #2 is a bit hippy but still is a relatively normal looking mannequin, perhaps she modeled granny panties and pointy bras something during her career.
Mannequin #3 is my favorite. While she looks similar (one could say almost identical) to #2, there are some differences. First of all someone has done something to her right leg. Was it dry humping? Was it whipping? Who knows..Next you notice her the right side of her torso.. what happened there? Cigarette burns? More dry humping? Hickeys from an emo kid wearing black lipstick?? Finally there is her awesome hair. The black afro was a good choice! It not only accentuates her hips but also the black marks all over her "well used" body.
All in all, this group would be well worth the 3000kr asking price

BLOG FEATURE: MANNEQUIN MADNESS!

As usual Britt and I enjoy looking for creepy folks selling their mannequins. Sometimes the things are disfigured, sometimes dressed way too sexy for us to imagine anyone purchasing them for mere "retail" use, others are just odd.

This is the first of what is surely many Mannequin Madness entries to come.

Today we found an ad on Blocket that took the cake:








....as you can see, the possibilites are endless.