Thank God you posted, I was beginning to think that the monster in the attic ate you!
Gotta say I love the Dr. Rey infomercial. If you watch the beginning he totally grabs the presenter's titties, when he is talking about sagging. For a flaming homosexual he sure is grabby.
so it has been colder than a witch's tit here. Kiruna got like 8cm of snow. I'm not sure how much that translates into normal measurements, but dude, it is snow!!
I've been working pretty much everyday, makin my pizza dough$$. It is okay workin everyday since I don't have you to hang with anymore, although i do miss much daily bitch session with you on the phone after work, and then beer and Girls Next Door to top off the evening.
Apparently some bear ate a living moose somewhere inland here and a guy caught it on video- since then people have been freaking out about bears. It is all over the papers. There was a great article in the Piteå paper today about a guy who had a lecture about bears in like Arvidsjaur or something, but the greatest thing about the article was this line:
- Det är säkert många naturälskare, och inte minst då kvinnor, som i dag känner rädsla och stor björnfrossa inför risken att kanske ställas öga mot öga med en björn på sin skogpromenad, säger Eriksson.
Yeah, that's right..us women folk are terrified of meeting a bear face to face in the woods. Men have to fear at all of bears, it is just us pussy ass women.
Oh yeah...not to get off topic but I saw WCP the other day in COOP. We saw the van of doom as we came in, so I thought I would try to keep my head down to avoid WCP. Well,Martin and I were panting when the bathroom door behind us opens up and who comes out?? None other than WCP being pushed by his lady-lackey. GROSS!! Now don't get me wrong, I know that there are handicapped people in this world who need help using the bathroom and going about their day, but come on, is he so handicapped that he can't wipe his own ass?? Okay, well maybe he is that bad off (which I doubt) but can you imagine having the job taking HIM to the bathrooom. As a woman he would be all up in your titties, grabbing your ass while he is takin a monster dump. Nasty! Well needless to say as soon as i saw him come out I looked away quickly and kinda hid so he wouldn't see me.
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Yeah, us womenfolk need to make sure those men help protect us from those mean old bears.
LOLOLOL and eeeeeeeeeeeew at WCP in the potty! I bet he probably just needed to pee, and since it was his she-lackey he pretended that he couldn't hold his wangalang so she would have to do it. GROOOOOOOOOOOOSSSS!
I saw the titty-grabbing Dr. Rey thing too, thought it was funny he automatically has to emphasize any mention of "droopage" or "saggage" on any poor woman standing near him. She (the sales lady) looked totally confident about her body and was showing off there until ol' Dr. Rey made his sneaky droop-maneuver on her completely sucking any remnants of self confidence out of the poor woman! XD
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