Well, as everyone knows, the economy in Piteå is wonderful. It is a world of plenty where there are jobs for all and all us residents spend our free time rolling around in our riches, throwing priceless paintings at hobos and polishing our monocles.
That being said it appears good 'ol Piteå Tidningen had some great news for the local school kids in today's newspaper:
(Note: I have no idea if the above person is male or female. Can you tell? Let's just call them "Pat")
That's right bitches. "Pat" has decided that luxury such as feeding children properly is something too expensive for P-town to handle anymore. Piteå is so busted-down broke-ass they are now going to "downsize" on food for school kids and have decided to "cut back" by serving the school children GRUEL.
Damn. Just don't ask for seconds!