So I came into work today-tired as hell cuz i stayed up till 5 watchin SG-1 and had to be to work at 10. Anyways as I get to work I see Bernes looking worse than me but with a big smile on his face. Upon being greeted with this sight two thoughts jumped into my head:
1. What the hell happened to his hair?
and
2. Why the hell is he smiling?
My questions were soon answered.
Apparently Bernes got lucky...
JUDGING! pre-marital sex is wrong, also sex is gross
last night (Tuesday)...
JUDGING! Tuesday?!?! sex on a school night?!?!
with a chick...
JUDGING! okay, well i guess a chick is better than a goat or vacuum
who he picked up at Kalle's...
JUDGING! Kalle's isn't exactly known for quality cunt
who is only 20!...
JUDGING! 20?!?! WTF?
-First of all, wrong and gross! He is like 3o+, he should know better!
-Secondly, What the fuck is wrong with this girl? When I was 20 I would not have gone home with and old dude!
who was sober...
JUDGING! this sort of behavior may be acceptable if your are flat on your ass drunk but not if you are sober or even sober-ish.
who gave him a shitty hair cut...
JUDGING! Seriously his hair looked like it was cut with a lawn mower. A hair cut that bad could be forgivable if you were coked out of your gourd or blind, but a sober person has no right purposely (or not) making someone look that bad with scissors! he has a nearly bald spot on the right side of his head!
before or after having UNPROTECTED SEX with him...
JUDGING!!!! can you say chlamydia? Bernes assured me that he asked her if she had HIV/AIDS before riding that pony, because a horny post-teen girl's word of not being a disease ridden cum-dumpster is golden. Why would she lie about having arm-chlamydia?? i was judging so hard today. Yuck! Apparently he never wraps us since that makes sex no-fun. Gross!! Penis! Yuck!
Thankfully I found this t-shirt, maybe we can convince Kalle's to sell them. It would be the hottest selling item in all Piteå Kommun
2. Why the hell is he smiling?
My questions were soon answered.
Apparently Bernes got lucky...
JUDGING! pre-marital sex is wrong, also sex is gross
last night (Tuesday)...
JUDGING! Tuesday?!?! sex on a school night?!?!
with a chick...
JUDGING! okay, well i guess a chick is better than a goat or vacuum
who he picked up at Kalle's...
JUDGING! Kalle's isn't exactly known for quality cunt
who is only 20!...
JUDGING! 20?!?! WTF?
-First of all, wrong and gross! He is like 3o+, he should know better!
-Secondly, What the fuck is wrong with this girl? When I was 20 I would not have gone home with and old dude!
who was sober...
JUDGING! this sort of behavior may be acceptable if your are flat on your ass drunk but not if you are sober or even sober-ish.
who gave him a shitty hair cut...
JUDGING! Seriously his hair looked like it was cut with a lawn mower. A hair cut that bad could be forgivable if you were coked out of your gourd or blind, but a sober person has no right purposely (or not) making someone look that bad with scissors! he has a nearly bald spot on the right side of his head!
before or after having UNPROTECTED SEX with him...
JUDGING!!!! can you say chlamydia? Bernes assured me that he asked her if she had HIV/AIDS before riding that pony, because a horny post-teen girl's word of not being a disease ridden cum-dumpster is golden. Why would she lie about having arm-chlamydia?? i was judging so hard today. Yuck! Apparently he never wraps us since that makes sex no-fun. Gross!! Penis! Yuck!
Thankfully I found this t-shirt, maybe we can convince Kalle's to sell them. It would be the hottest selling item in all Piteå Kommun
Note to self: Google Image Search for "Cum Dumpster" = okay
Yahoo Image Search for "Cum Dumpster" = Frightening!
Yahoo Image Search for "Cum Dumpster" = Frightening!
1 comment:
OMG OMG...........naaaaasty.
Note to self...never sleep with Bernaz. Never stand within 5 feet of Bernaz. Hell, even looking at him directly for more than two seconds and a person could risk contracting eye herpes. EEEW!
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