Saturday, May 31, 2008

Can I get a family-sized calzone? and other stupid Swedish questions....

hola honey!
How the hell is texas? been missin you, got no one to talk to..boo hoo for me!

Let me get you up to date with what has been happening..Yesterday (thursday) I woke up with a killer nose blled, one that got blood all over the bed and made me pretty much faint. i was sposed to be at work at 10 but didn't make it till 12 cuz I was so weak (i think it was from bleeding all over the bed and martin the night before when i was tucking him in and my nose decided to geyser out blood...) So i need to get that shit checked out when i get back to the states...

then later on that night, when i got home from work your husband sent an sms asking me if I wanted to drink some beers with him cuz he was bored, i said no cause I had to work. Turns out he went to Kalle's (well according to Bernes who saw him there). He asked me if your husband knew alot about cars cuz he was discussing them with the boys, talking like he knew shit... i just started to laugh and laugh and laugh..

So today I got up feeling just rotten, i thought it was allergies, so i took some benedryl, that didn't help, then i took some sudafed, that didn't help..so now I am guessing i have that cold that you were excpecting to get before you left...and let me tell you it sucks balls. my nose runs all the time, i am sneezing and it feels like my head is gonna explode...when I bend over i feel like i am gonna pass out... but i keep going to work cuz i gotta make that pizza dough (haha) and spread the wealth of my sickness to all the dumb swedes.. Damn they piss me off sometimes..so stupid..want to hit them with their fucking kebab pizzas.

Today I went to Danilelh (the bosnian girl)'s house to have coffee with her. i think you will love her. She smokes!!! She HATES the swedish health care system. She has a boil on her butt which the studid swedes gave her dandruff shampoo to treat it with ( she told me about on our first meeting, ..which reminds me so much about you..haha..so open..so great). Anywho..i'm gonna stay in contact with her cuz she is really unhappy and needs someone to bitch with..and the best part is... (well besides the fact that she smokes..she has cut down from 4 packs a day to 1 pack) SHE SPEAKS ENGLISH WITH ME!!!!

Other than that, just been chilling, bein sick. Gonna meet Minke tomorrow for coffee...wish you could be there, we could sit in Wayne's and watch people almost step in dog poo.
Isn't this pic great??.. saw it at ICA today.. "Fair and Gentle" sounds like a Craig's List description for fisting...fisting princess..they are fair and gentle.

1 comment:

BITTER OLD BITCH said...

Hahahaha, "Fair and gentle fisting princesses"

You so need that hat, Britt. That would match your carhartt hoodie so well. XD